About to slip in the shower and break my neck brb
My family never returned home from war. I’m so sick.
Stills by: Manolo Pavón
Ava is eating popcorn compulsively because the movie is making her anxious. They are watching Avergers Endgame.
Beatrice, wide eyes: Ava, stop eating all the popcorn.
Ava, using her puppy dog eyes 🥺 and her whinny voice : Buuuuuttt I’m sooo scared. Can we cuddle?
Beatrice, secretly glad Ava was the one asking for cuddles first: Of course, darling.
“About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.”
Ava: What am I supposed to do while you’re gone?
Beatrice: I don’t know, what do you usually do?
Ava: *tearing up* Wait for you to come back.
Beatrice: Ava, please, move to the pavement…
Ava: you mean, sidewalk?
Beatrice: Same thing…
Minutes passed, they are at home.
Beatrice: are we going to get chips with lunch?
Ava: We already have some. * Looking through cupboards * catch! * Ava throws at Beatrice a bag of Lays, original flavour *
Beatrice: These aren’t chips…
Ava: are you pulling my leg?
Beatrice: I meant French fries * said while doing her best North American accent *
Ava: oh! Yes! I’ll start peeling the potatoes after we cuddle.
Ava gets water for both of them while Beatrice sits on the couch and opens a book.
Beatrice: would you pass me the glasses?
Ava: you mean the eyeglasses or the water glasses?
Beatrice: I’d like to read and I don’t see…
Ava: why do you always complicate things?
Beatrice: 😫
Kristen Stewart as Timlin in in David Cronenberg’s Crimes Of The Future
